I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
