i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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