When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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