Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Farmville is her only friend.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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