im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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