I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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