Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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