I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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