we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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