Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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