Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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