Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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