Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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