Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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