I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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