so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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