You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was confusing and full of hummus
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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