i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
