Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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