Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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