I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
