so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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