4 words: hood of his car
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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