GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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