I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm passing your future prison.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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