I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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