So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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