is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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