so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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