I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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