i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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