I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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