Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
