I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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