I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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