Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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