True but thats because hes a fetus.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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