: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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