how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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