Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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