I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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