I love black thongs
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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