you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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