I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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