He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm both gender and math confused
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
