dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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