yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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