i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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