return my video game
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I did not marry a roomba.
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