it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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