Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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