Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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