Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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