After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I will pee on everything he values.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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