Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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