apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
