The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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