just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
