Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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