her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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