So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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