i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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