seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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